Each weekday at end-of-workday, a modern hagiographer canonizes one daily small American suffering — Saint of the Hold Music, Saint of the One AirPod, Saint of the Printer That Needs Cyan to Print Black.
Saint Isidore of the One AirPod
Saint Cuthbert of the Smoke Detector Battery at 3 AM
Saint Anthony of Lost Tupperware Lids
Saint Brigid of the Hold Music